Life’s too short for dull, boring sex, right? Why miss out on all of the great benefits REALLY GOOD sex has to offer, right? Am I right OR AM I RIGHT?!? It’s about getting off. Releasing tension! Feeling great (does wonders for your blood pressure)!
All the ebb and flow, back and forth, position flipping, heavy sweating and labored breathing; all leading up to that perfect peak of bliss – the orgasm. Ahhhhhhhhhh. And not just any old orgasm. Oh No!! We’re talking HIGH QUALITY ORGASMS. TOP-SHELF! NOTHIN’ BUT THE BEST! NORMALIZE ORGASMS!
NORMALIZE IT! NORMALIZE IT! NORMALIZE ‘QUALITY’ ORGASMS! And make the world a happier place (who can be mad after getting a release like that, huh?)!
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