Shhhhh. If I’ve got a 5 of hearts and a king of clubs in the hole, the flop was a queen of hearts, jack of diamonds and a ten of spades, the turn was a 2 of clubs and fifth street was a three of hearts, and I wanna go all in on a bluff and risk blowing next month’s mortgage payment (while already 4 months behind), WHY shouldn’t I? Hmmm?
Shhhhh. If I wanna dump all of my life’s saving AND kid’s college tuition on the Pass Line – all while relying on the hopes that the old man adjusting his oxygen tank, sweating profusely, can barely hold the dice, and who has ALWAYS thrown a 3 on the come out, will NOW suddenly roll a 7 or 11 – WHY shouldn’t I? Hmmm?
That’s why I don’t tell anyone. Real players move in silence. Gambler’s Anonymous.
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